Festival of Dark Arts: A Carnival of Stout

Festival of Dark Arts/Stout Month

- Ft. George Brewery, Astoria

The Back-story:

            It had better be just as good next year, because I’m putting a lot more effort into planning and preparing for the next trip. I’ve decided that this was the most enjoyable event I’ve been to in the last year – combining great Beer, music, art, and atmosphere.

            I almost didn’t go, for the second time.I didn't make it last year. This year it crept up on me and I had less than a week to prepare… and no one in town for the young’un to stay with. We made arrangements at a local campground anyway and figured we’d at least drop in at the festival so we just wouldn’t miss it entirely. As it turns out, the folks were out at the coast that weekend and offered to swing through and take in the boy for the night. So we ended up free and clear to just hang out at the brewery all evening.

The Evening Begins:

            We started off first with dinner at the Wet Dog Café (Astoria Brewing) and had some great food and tasty Beer (Strong Ale and Badass Stout).

Hanging out in the brewery

            After that we walked to the brewery, bought our glasses, tokens, and swag, and then took the extras back to stash in the car. We hurried back to Ft. George with our glasses, tokens, and map... but where to start?

            There were several sampling tables setup throughout the Ft. George campus and anywhere from 4-8 selections at each one, as well as at the bars. All the people working the tables were friendly and helpful and the place was not crowded at all (except when the band was playing in the Pub).

Entertainment Highlights:

         

            In the Brewery proper were works by painters and glassblowers and tattoo artists ready to do their thing to you right then and there. You could hang out with your Beer and gaze upon the long row of barrel-aging Beers or hob-nob with brewers and bloggers.

Girls in Black Leather w/ Fire

Taunting the Fire Dancers

            In the courtyard between the Brewery and the Pub you could hear the ringing of hammer on iron as a craftsman worked at his forge and occasionally taunted the fire dancers about braving some real heat. The dancers were entertaining and what good is a night festival anyway without swirling pyrotechnics, right?

Live Arts

Painting and Sculpture

            In the Gallery you could catch the live painting up for auction, enjoy several works of art with Ravens, Owls, and/or Glass, or gather around for various audio/visual presentations and belly-dancing. I was most interested in catching the Soriah performance. I’d had the opportunity to meet Tuvan-trained Throat Singer Enrique Ugalde several years ago when I was spinning at Hive but had never been to one of his shows. I was not disappointed.

Soriah

The Builders & The Butchers

            In the Pub we caught a band that My partner has already been in love with for a couple of years now, and I had become a fan of. The Builders and The Butchers, an alt-country (i.e. more traditional and less pop-music sounding country) band, closed out the evening sounding really good.

The Beer:

Ok. Finally. Here’s the really good part. 40 Stouts. Here is our List of what we tried in no particular order – with maybe a brief description or an emotional blurt!

            Ft. George Polish’s Black Walnut Stout – Solid, they should age this one in Bourbon Barrels! (6.4%)

            Ft. George Meeker’s Mark – Aged in Maker’s Mark Barrels. Good Stuff. (8%)

Th Rye Whiskey Barrel Aged Cavatica I am drinking Now

            Ft. George Rye Whiskey Barrel Aged Cavatica – Aged in Heaven Hills Rye Whiskey barrels! (I’m drinking some right this minute… mmmmm.) (9.2%)

            Ft. George Coffee Girl – Coffee Stout. (8.7%)

            Bear Republic Old Baba Yaga Spiced – Fuck, good! Spent our last tokens on more of this! (11.5%)

            Laurelwood Barrel Aged Moose & Squirrel – One up on the regular stuff.

            Boneyard Bourbon Barrel Suge Knight – Big, Black, Gnarly was an apt description. (14%)

            Elysian Omen – Belgian Raspberry Stout (7.2%)

            Ft. George Three Wisemen – aged in three separate barrels: Wild Turkey, Appleton’s Rum, and Cazadores Tequila. (9.9%)

            Portland U-Brew Tiger Blood – Belgian style stout (8.8%)

            Ninkasi Bourbon Barrel Aged Oatis –  Yum. (9%)

            Ft. George Squashed Stout – rich and squashy (6.7%)

            Hopworks Army of Darkness – The bourbon taste really glows on this one (11.1%)

            Ft.George Kentucky Girl – “Coffee Girl” aged in Four Roses Bourbon Barrels. (9.2%)

            Ft. George Viva La Stout – Mexican Chocolate Spice Stout (7.6%)

            Burnside Red Light District – if you read my post about the 2012 Fruit Beer Festival you already know I (we) loves this one! Belgian Chocolate, Strawberries, and Rum Barrel Aging! (11%)

           

            I wanted to do the Block 15 Super Nebula and the Stone 2008 Bourbon IRS but they were out by the time we got to them. I had already sampled the Astoria Brewing Badass Stout (8%) at their own facility prior.

            I know that wasn’t a list of 40 stouts, but there are many that I have already had the pleasure of drinking before and I wanted to focus on new, rare, or just really fucking good.

The Wrap-up:

            I was a fan of Ft. George from the first 1811 Lager. When I got to try the Cavatica I was sold-in-full. After my first trip to the brewery and the Bourbon Cavatica… well, anyway, you see I am biased, right? But this combination of local arts, dark themes, and top-notch stouts is beautiful. This was a gathering of elements that scratched so many of my itches I felt like a giddy puppy in the center of a gaggle of enthusiastic schoolgirls (take that however you wish)!

            This goes to the top of my list of annual events that I will make every effort not to miss. I invite you to join me next time, we’ll be spending the whole day there.

Cheers!